<br My name is Salem.
Twenty.
Future special needs
teacher.
Instagram - @salemdylann

Bill Hader.
Saturday Night Live.
My Chemical Romance.
Harry Potter.
The Lord of the Rings.
Simon & Garfunkel.
Breaking Bad.
It's Always Sunny.
Doctor Who.
The Hunger Games.
How I Met Your Mother.
The Lonely Island.
Bob Dylan.
Parks and Recreation.

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

gerardgayofficial:

driacler3s:

gerardgayofficial:

how have i never noticed that the skeleton is wearing a parade jacket omg

i think it’s bob 

he never left the band he just died

gerardgayofficial:

driacler3s:

gerardgayofficial:

how have i never noticed that the skeleton is wearing a parade jacket omg

i think it’s bob 

he never left the band he just died

heisenbergchronicles:

The only difference between Walt &amp; Jesse: conscience

heisenbergchronicles:

The only difference between Walt & Jesse: conscience

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

bobbymoynihans:

bill hader finally realizes how big of an idiot he is