My name is Salem. Twenty.
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Bill Hader. Saturday Night Live. My Chemical Romance. Harry Potter. The Lord of the Rings. Simon & Garfunkel. Breaking Bad. It's Always Sunny. Doctor Who. The Hunger Games. How I Met Your Mother. The Lonely Island. Bob Dylan. Parks and Recreation.
Rashida Jones and I have a game: We decide for three months how we’re going to dress, like Japanese Executive, Little House on the Prairie, Female Sailor on Leave. A couple of months ago, our look was Eighties Art Dealer: Black blazers with shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans, air-dried hair and big eyebrows.
I never listened to what you wanted or how you wanted us to be when things…ended between us. I just decided what I wanted and got upset when you didn’t want the same thing. I know that’s not fair and I’m very sorry. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. If you don’t want to have anymore contact with me, I finally understand. I - I don’t want that…really…but I just think it’s for the best. Okay. Okay…okay. There is another option. We could just say screw it and try this thing for real. What?