<br My name is Salem.
Twenty.
Future special needs
teacher.
Instagram - @salemdylann

Bill Hader.
Saturday Night Live.
My Chemical Romance.
Harry Potter.
The Lord of the Rings.
Simon & Garfunkel.
Breaking Bad.
It's Always Sunny.
Doctor Who.
The Hunger Games.
How I Met Your Mother.
The Lonely Island.
Bob Dylan.
Parks and Recreation.

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

toast-to-the-future-kids:

Fuck an award, give him a presidency.

that is our building
and we sell paper

1. “Hi Mom!” on October 1, 2005 (first SNL episode)

2. “Hi Maggie!” on May 6, 2006 (after their wedding)

3. “Hi Maggie, hi Hannah!” on October 10, 2009 (after Hannah’s birth)

4. “Hi Maggie, [hi Hannah], hi Harper!” on September 15, 2012 (after Harper’s birth)

5. “Hi Maggie, hi Hannah, hi Harper!” on May 18, 2013 (last SNL episode)

6. “Goodnight Maggie, goodnight Hannah, goodnight Harper!” on October 11, 2014 (appearance as host)

letsbuybillhadersomenewclothes:

ELLE’s 21st Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration Show (x)

Dapper Hader

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st