<br My name is Salem.
Twenty.
Future special needs
teacher.
Instagram - @salemdylann

Bill Hader.
Saturday Night Live.
My Chemical Romance.
Harry Potter.
The Lord of the Rings.
Simon & Garfunkel.
Breaking Bad.
It's Always Sunny.
Doctor Who.
The Hunger Games.
How I Met Your Mother.
The Lonely Island.
Bob Dylan.
Parks and Recreation.

heckayeah:

american sex ed

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

thecurrentwillcarryus:


I have started to outgrow mcr and there is no use in letting all this merch go to waste, so i am having a giveaway.

Everything pictured is included

Four Danger Days Era posters

Six t-shirts (XL M) 

CDs: Bullets, Revenge, The Black Parade, Greatest Hits (unopened with brassard)

DVDs: Life On The Murder Scene, The Black Parade is Dead

Two unopened Kerrang Magazines featuring MCR

An MCR biography

One MCR patch

and one MCR sticker

RULES:

  • Must be following me. I will check
  • must reblog to enter
  • reblog as much as you want
  • I will ship anywhere in the US and pay for the shipping
  • International shipments may have to be payed for by the recipient
  • Have your ask boxes open
  • Winner will be randomly selected on September 5th (most likely at 7pm Central time)

Reblog away

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ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit.

ieroshock:

ieroshock:

IEROSHOCK’S ‘I’VE FINALLY 7K FOLLOWERS AND I’M GONNA SEE MY GF SOON’ GIVEAWAY

hey hey hey! I’m going the giveaway I promised when I’ve reached 7k follower! and what’s better than a mcr give away since I’m a mcr blog! I got most of them double and I dont wear the shirt so let’s find a better home for them!

PRIZES

- a MCR T-Shirt size L

- a MCR bracelet that says ‘I’m not okay’ and their revenge logo

- a MCR thing to put papers in (idk hope you can see what it is)

- a Kerrang! issue where Frank talks about the future

- A Kerrang! issue with MCR’s 30 greatest hits

RULES

- Must be following me!! (ieroshock)

- Only reblogs count

- reblog as many times as you like

- no giveaway blogs

- I will ship worldwide (you don’t have to pay for anything)

I’ll use a generator to pick someone randomly

Giveaway ends on 31 Augustus!! (I’ll be on a long holiday before that)

Good luck!!

last day!!

Who was the best-dressed celeb of 2011?

troyesivan:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought an ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.image

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away.

this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom