<br My name is Salem.
Twenty.
Future special needs
teacher.
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Bill Hader.
Saturday Night Live.
My Chemical Romance.
Harry Potter.
The Lord of the Rings.
Simon & Garfunkel.
Breaking Bad.
It's Always Sunny.
Doctor Who.
The Hunger Games.
How I Met Your Mother.
The Lonely Island.
Bob Dylan.
Parks and Recreation.

Scared Straight. You play the cop in this scene. At the end you would have to like hop onto the desk. You wouldn’t have to. I think, probably, in the early ones you just leaned against the desk. But, in this really nice way, you started hopping more and more intensely as you went as a way to make the other guys break.

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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hulu:

Our new favorite thing might just be a terrified Ben Wyatt

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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