<br My name is Salem.
Twenty.
Future special needs
teacher.
Instagram - @salemdylann

Bill Hader.
Saturday Night Live.
My Chemical Romance.
Harry Potter.
The Lord of the Rings.
Simon & Garfunkel.
Breaking Bad.
It's Always Sunny.
Doctor Who.
The Hunger Games.
How I Met Your Mother.
The Lonely Island.
Bob Dylan.
Parks and Recreation.

Bill Hader being his awkward self on Huffington Post

four-toed-creed:

this is so great


Rashida Jones and I have a game: We decide for three months how we’re going to dress, like Japanese Executive, Little House on the Prairie, Female Sailor on Leave. A couple of months ago, our look was Eighties Art Dealer: Black blazers with shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans, air-dried hair and big eyebrows.

Rashida Jones and I have a game: We decide for three months how we’re going to dress, like Japanese Executive, Little House on the Prairie, Female Sailor on Leave. A couple of months ago, our look was Eighties Art Dealer: Black blazers with shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans, air-dried hair and big eyebrows.

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

I don’t want to screw up what I have with you. You’re too important to me.

Happy 40th Birthday, James Thomas Fallon • September 19th, 1974

I never listened to what you wanted or how you wanted us to be when things…ended between us. I just decided what I wanted and got upset when you didn’t want the same thing. I know that’s not fair and I’m very sorry. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. If you don’t want to have anymore contact with me, I finally understand. I - I don’t want that…really…but I just think it’s for the best. Okay. Okay…okay. There is another option. We could just say screw it and try this thing for real. What? 

thejellostapler:

"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them."

anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?